The problem with depression is

hanjelia:

lifeaccordingtohan:

-You know you’ll be ok, but you still feel awful.
-You know people love you, but it doesn’t feel like they do.
-You know doing something will make you feel better, but you just don’t know how to.
-You want to be well, but you just can’t seem to get there.

SOMEONE SAID IT

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Don’t allow your wounds to transform you into someone you are not.
- Paulo Coelho (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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meatmodel:

my transformation into a bitter angry old woman is almost complete

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ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

image

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Saturdays are for adventure; Sundays are for cuddling
- General life philosophy  (via tea-storm)

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3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

(Source: bakrua, via mitch-on)

recoup:

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

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