florelgreen:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

(via earl-thecreator)

halfsollux:

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

(Source: enecyberjourney, via heartss-on-fire)

unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via heartss-on-fire)

tiddiemeat420:

*white boy w/ a bucket hat voice* 

fiji water

(via tonyabbottofficial)

bitchbot:

*uses hot laptop to relieve cramps*

(via ebonydecay)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via mitch-on)

theinglourious:

what’s it called when you have friends but you’re still lonely

Your 20’s

(Source: burgrs, via ebonydecay)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via didntdietoday)

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via didntdietoday)

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via didntdietoday)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via mattsdebate)