15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via australiansanta)

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

(via australiansanta)

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

(via australiansanta)

serenvesper:

ivashiva:

om namo narayana

This is my sister’s beautiful drawing :)  
her tumblr: http://surya-vesper.tumblr.com/

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via australiansanta)

ex-haustedx:

If someone was giving me a lap dance I would not be able to sit there and take it I would get so frustrated I’d just rip all their clothes off and throw them on my bed oh my god ugh

(via uhglys)

psycho-hierophants:

Imagination … BY EDUARDO RODRIGUEZ CALZADO
danielodowd:

Clearing Spring Storm (by Sequoia!)

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot, via captain-pyro)

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